Thursday, October 8, 2009

jon and kate: which one do we really hate?

I am an avid fan of Jon and Kate Plus 8. And by avid fan, I mean that I know all of the 8's names. I know that Aiden loves animals, that Maddy is a bitch 98.5% of the show, and that Cara might as well be a lesbian. I also know that all of the sextuplet girls' middle-names have some religious connotation. Thats dedication, my friends. Dedication and boredom for the most part. But in all honesty, I really do love watching it. Which is shocking on several levels but mainly because I truly hate all children under the age of 18.
And although I am a big fan, the people who aren't quite as familiar with the show still know that Kate has been a massive ass bitch throughout the entire series. Just seeing the previews for Jon and Kate Plus 8 is enough to make you want to kick Kate's blonde ass. I am surprised that Jon and Kate didn't get divorced sooner. I do not know how that man survived living in a house with that woman for over a 12 hour period, much less a decade. Good Lord. Never.
However now the tables have turned, because the media have opened a can a wup-ass on Jon and his army of skanks. Now, I have always loved Jon from the beginning because I really do think Jon is a good man and loving father (plus, he's a hot Asian- there is nothing better). I pity him though. I pity both of them actually. They were both dealt a piece of shit when she became pregnant with the sextuplets (that's what happens when you're on fertility drugs, kiddies!). Jon is very young, I think. He is two years younger than Kate. He is only 32 years-old and the man has eight kids that he is responsible for. You're probably thinking "Well they're Kate's responsibility too"- and yes, they are but the media isn't making Kate out to be a huge douche bag like they are Jon. Kate's on the fucking View now- she has pretty much come from being on the D-List to being an A-Lister just because Jon has found another woman (even though she is a gross slut- just saying).
The ultimate question here is "Who do we hate more"? It's such a tough call because while I do love Jon, he is acting like a tool now days and feel almost slightly bad for Kate. Then again, I have hated Kate for five seasons...
It's a very tough call.